~ The color of the bruise that is covering your son's (large) forehead is turning towards shades of gangrene, swamp water and urine.
~ Being 28* years old and continually singing the theme song to Thomas the Train in your head throughout your day...even when you crawl into bed.
~ The line " Shunting cars and hauling freight" from Thomas the Train theme song.
~ Accidentally washing your hair with your body wash and not your conditioner...and only noticing the difference when you started to exfoliate your hair...not your skin.
~ Spilling freshly pumped breastmilk on your kitchen counter.
~ Feeling proud for getting dressed and out of the house when you notice the large spit up stain on your shoulder.
~ Waking up your husband cause you are literally dripping in baby puke...cause now EVERYONE in the family has gotten the flu...
~ Crawling into bed to cuddle your husband...and a few matchbox cars and a Fireman Rescue Worker.
~ Continually asking a small human about their need to use the restroom.
~ Spilling old office coffee on your cute, brand stinkin new skirt...and than smelling like really gross, burnt old coffee ALL DAY.
~ STILL having your Christmas decorations up...cause the whole family has been taken turns getting sick for the last 2 weeks.
~ The pair of pants you bought 3 months ago are pretty loose and need to be shrunk in the wash.
~ The fact that I met a script deadline and now will actually have a free weekend...to take down my blasted decorations.
~ Small humans in little teeny tiny underwear.
~ Baby is taking a nap for the first time in 2 weeks.
~ Voluntary kisses from a 2 yr old boy. LOTS of kisses.
~ Random spontaneous laughter from the baby..because putting away groceries IS funny when you are 5 months old.
~ Possible job promotion for the hubby.
~ Missing all of the snow AND the freezing rain that rocked the whole east coast.
~ Having my house fully stocked with groceries for the first time since...well...since before we left for Michigan, mid December.
~ Diet Coke.
~ Hearing my son say, " I've missed you Mommy"...cause he didn't see me during his nap.
~ My baby is SLEEPING.
and last, but not least...
*SO...most AWKWARD addendum EVER. I am 29. I forgot. I wrote this hours ago, posted it and even facebooked it....than I remembered. I am 29. Awkward.