I wish I could walk around with a tape recorder and just record Jack talking for a day.
It would be a LONG tape.
The kid loves to talk..and talk...and talk.
But, he is so smart and articulate for a little 3 year old, I sometimes forgot just how old he is.
Here are a few of my favorite Jack sayings of late.
" Mom. Come sit by me. I am kinda busy right now, because I am watching the Fresh Beat Band."
" Colin. I do NOT feel like playing the push your brother game right now, o.k?!"
After asking Jack if he is coloring his picture inside of the lines:
"Mom, I am coloring inside of the lines. And outside of the lines too."
After asking him how he got to be so big:
" I just like food."
" Mom. Give me a hug because I am the fastest runner in the whole world."
" Woah! There is a toad in there. Well, there is not actually a real toad in my throat. It just sounds like it."
After being told that he was going to go to the zoo with his friend Grace:
" Well. I might want to hold her hand. But I might not. Sometimes I like holding hands and sometimes I do not like it. Grace always wants to hold my hand. So, I do not know."
After being told not to hit his brother:
" Mom, I am just Hulk smashing Colin."
After waking up around midnight to go to the bathroom:
"Sometimes accidents happen. Sometimes they don't."
" My superpower is talking."
Yes, yes his superpower is talking. He is right about that one.
This guy just needs to remember to be three...and not 35.