Jackisms

 

I wish I could walk around with a tape recorder and just record Jack talking for a day.

It would be a LONG tape.

The kid loves to talk..and talk...and talk.

But, he is so smart and articulate for a little 3 year old, I sometimes forgot just how old he is.

Here are a few of my favorite Jack sayings of late.

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" Mom. Come sit by me. I am kinda busy right now, because I am watching the Fresh Beat Band."

" Colin. I do NOT feel like playing the push your brother game right now, o.k?!"

After asking Jack if he is coloring his picture inside of the lines:

"Mom, I am coloring inside of the lines. And outside of the lines too."

After asking him how he got to be so big:

" I just like food."

" Mom. Give me a hug because I am the fastest runner in the whole world."

After burping:

" Woah! There is a toad in there. Well, there is not actually a real toad in my throat. It just sounds like it."

After being told that he was going to go to the zoo with his friend Grace:

" Well. I might want to hold her hand. But I might not. Sometimes I like holding hands and sometimes I do not like it. Grace always wants to hold my hand. So, I do not know."

After being told not to hit his brother:

" Mom, I am just Hulk smashing Colin."

After waking up around midnight to go to the bathroom:

"Sometimes accidents happen. Sometimes they don't."

" My superpower is talking."

Yes, yes his superpower is talking. He is right about that one.

This guy just needs to remember to be three...and not 35.