Thursday, May 26, 2011

Reasons that I am getting old.

 ~ I absolutely hate when people do not use real words when texting or typing. Spell out the dang word. Please do not use numbers for words. Drives me crazy.

~ I am contemplating getting a fancy face washing brush and buying eye cream. Not because I should take better care of my skin, because I really, really should. My skin care routine is non-existent. It is because I am turning 30 in October and figure I should...cause I am getting old. This will be a holy-cow-I- am-30 purchase.

~ I have an overwhelming urge to tug on the length of girl's skirts at the mall and talk to them about their self-worth and why they do not need to show it all.

 ~ I move my 2 1/2 year old son away from said girls, as I don't want him seeing that stuff...even though he is only 2.


~ Going to bed at 10pm is the most glorious event that could happen in my whole day. It doesn't happen, but I dream about it happening.

~ Having my college professor turned co-worker find an old hard drive with my college video projects on them.
Reason #1 why I am old - They are almost EIGHT years old. yikes.
Reason #2 why I am old- I thought my folder would be labeled with my married name, not my maiden name...cause now I only think of my self as my married name. Old married people do that.

~ I have a bowl of oatmeal and a cup of coffee for breakfast. Every. Single. Day.

~ I find movies like Shrek highly inappropriate for my 2 year old to watch.

~ I bought a pair of sandals for comfort not for the style. This one pains me the most. I feel the need to buy an amazing but not-so-ideal-for-lugging-carseats-around pair of high heels to compensate. I won't, because that would be wasteful. Hence, another trait of age.

Sigh. 

I am doomed.

;)


6 comments:

Cammie said...

I'd laugh, but it's not funny. I totally understand. I'm getting very concerned about the very real possibility of a nervous breakdown over turning 30. Shoot, I had a hard time when Jay turned 30. I don't know how I'll cope. If you figure it out, let me know! :-)

Domain said...

Hahaha . . . although I can't relate to the high heels one, the whole texting thing gets me every time! Text correct English please!

Andrea said...

:) I can't stand Shrek either!

Kurt said...

my fav post of the yr. kp up da good wrk!

Karen said...

Turning 30 for me was awesome! I was so excited to turn 30 because my twenties was NOT a good decade.

Ruth said...

Wow we are getting old!!! I can't believe I've known you for 10 years! Where did the time go? I think having kids puts you in a time warp, hopefully it slows down after they leave the house. ;)